Vintage Funny Valentine's Day Cards

If you're tired of sappy, lovey-dovey valentines, grab a pack of these 12 funny and sarcastic nostalgic Valentines. The sassiest way to spread love and laughter on Valentine's Day! Cards include:

• A crown for queen bitch
• Duck you you ducking duck
• I love you bitch
• I love you more. The end. i win. 
• Yay platonic friends!
• New phone who dis? 
• I'll take a pizza dat ass
• Sliding into your d ms like...
• Will you be my tinder match? 
• I'm gonna cuddle the shit outta you 
• You are classy as fuck
• You are slightly above average. 

Crafted from premium 16pt cardstock, these valentines are fancy AF, just like your impeccable taste. Each card has a blank backside – your canvas for custom messages.

 ***NO ENVELOPES INCLUDED***

Overall packaged set measures 7.25" x 4"